Unit+5+Reward

media type="file" key="06 lesson 5 vocabulary activity 1.mp3" || ** SCHOOL JOKES **
 * ** Vocabulary **
 * Ex 1 - Listening **
 * ** Vocabulary **
 * Ex 1 - Listening **

// Q: Teacher // : You **missed** school yesterday, didn't you? //A: Student//: Not really.

Q: Teacher: Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line? A: Student: I tried but there was someone already there!

Q: Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at John's exam? A: Student: I hope you didn't either.

Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach? A: To test the water.

Q: How do you get straight A's? A: By using a ruler!

Q: What did you learn in school today? A: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!

Q: Why aren't you doing good at history? A: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!

// Q: Teacher // : Where is the English Channel? //A: Student//: I don't know. My TV doesn't pick it up!

Q: What **rock group** has four men that don't sing? A: Mount Rushmore!

// Q: Teacher // : What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? //A: Student//: I didn't even know it was sick!

Q: Why was the maths book sad? A: Because it had too many problems. *** Teacher: James, where is your homework? //James: I ate it.// Teacher: Why? //James: You said it was a piece of cake!// *** Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do! //What was that?// My homework! ||